run 4 laps; drink 4 beers; live in infamy
“I’m sure as **** no ****** virgin!!”
– U. W.
Uncle Wigi has had a few years experience making and producing gear. Multiple kinds of socks, and various other sporty apparel type stuff- really pretty much for the H3.
“I want YOU to wear your ***** hash gear!!! Its a hash, not a ******* date!”
He seems very unhappy that you think you are on trail or in circle without proper H3 attire. He wants to make sure you have plenty of good, and generally fun to wear gear.